He sat there in his hostel room playing what he decided would be last game of cards before he called it a day. As he was mid way through the game he heard his cell beep announcing a new message. He lifted his phone half expecting to see some stupid fwd but what he saw was to change this night into one wild ride.
This is Sxxxxx here I m msgin u from my new no. there’s big trouble at the girl’s hostel need help
He checked his watch that ticked a lil over 1 in the night as he disbelievingly checked the msg again. He had secretly nursed a crush on this female for years and mebbe this was his big break. He made a quick exit from his room telling the guys present there that his brother had had an accident and he had to rush out. As he rushed out from the boy’s hostel he texted back.
I am on my way wats the big problem
As he trudged towards the girl’s hostel a kilometer away he got a text back saying.
A big bitchfest has broken out at the hostel and my room’s been locked from outside.
On receiving this message he quickened his steps hoping no physical harm would come to her. He called her up but his calls were unanswered for some reason. As he tried to send another message he got a call from her but it got disconnected before he could answer it. Stupid networks he thought to himself. He texted her anyways saying
Keep calm I am halfway there just stay inside your room.
He got another call from her but that too died out before he could answer it. He was getting really concerned about her as she hadn’t msged back. He decided to msg her back.
I cant pick ur calls, getting disconnected after just one ring.
As he reached halfway he crossed a bunch of potbellied guards who he knew would be nothing but trouble. The girl’s hostel had a strict curfew policy for guy’s venturing anywhere nearby after 10 and this was already 3.5 hours past curfew. He however walked upto them hoping he would calmly explain the situation and then let himself pass through them eventually. However they seemed in no mood to listen and they just grew more agitated with every passing minute asking him to return to the guy’s hostel in no unclear words. Just then he got another message.
I thought I could bank on you but I don’t think u r gonna make it
This just made his resolve stronger and he got into a big argument with the guards which eventually ended with him getting some series ass whooping from the sticks with which the guards zealously guarded the hostel. Sore assed and heartbroken he eventually beat a retreat back to his own hostel after sending in one final message.
I really tried my best to come over but the guards just wont let me through. Do you want me to call up your hostel warden or the Director or something.
He got a hasty reply to that message which said
No no don’t do that, that wont be necessary we’ll try and work something out here
So he trudged back to his hostel and stayed up most of the night thinking about he have been a real hero tonight to the one that mattered had those stupid guards not interfered. Anyways he got up in time to catch breakfast in the mess with his friends. It was then that he heard a remark that made his ears perk up.
“You know what I think they should put some cushions up on these mess chairs, it would be a lot easier on some sore asses.”
An all knowing smile broke out at the table buried in
“Wtf Rohan that was really underhanded. You are going to hell for this you @$##$$####@%$%%^^^^&%$%#%##%%$”
This was easily one of my most memorable days of my hostel days when we made this guy in our block walk all the way to the girl’s hostel using just a stupid cellphone while tailing him all this while with a big bunch of ppl hidden behing the trees and shrubs on the college campus. Sure it did cost us some money on those msges but it was worth every penny and eventually we had quite a story to tell backed up with all those text msges we had on our phone as evidence. Don’t feel too sorry for the guy he would never have spoken to her anyways, he probably did get to talk to her once or twice recounting this very incident for all you know :)
19 comments:
That was quite funny. Poor guy though he must have been really mad :)
haha! That was hillarious! =D
Practical jokes are really tricky. If I were that poor chap, I might be really pissed off
There is a difference between ' laughing with someone ' and ' laughing at someone'.
Meany meany... rohan's a meany =D
:-). I feel sorry for that guy though.
boy you are EVIL!
keep up the good work ;)
lolz! :))
u have jus inspired me to write 'bout one of the all time greatest pranks played in our college hostel (even though it was before the cell-fone days)
damn it! i loved to bully my fellow students... this post is making me all nostalgic now. Actually, one of my school buddies is in town. Will catch up with her soon. Can hardly wait to walk down memory lane. We used to trick the ice cream vendor into selling us ice creams that we pretended we never bought in the first place. Poor guy, he was such a sweetheart!
lol. i have a feeling, the prank was played on you.but you are just making someone else the scapegoat.tell the truth.the truth shall liberate you :p
Yaaaaaaaaay the blog is finally back after it went defunct for 2 whole days, those lazy asses at google blog support were pretty unresponsive too with the whole thing. Finally got it to run after just republishing the whole blog again :)
@adi he sure was :)
@medha not half as good as it felt firsthand trust me
@pointy look who's talking :), I still have that mental picture of you laughing on Totti as he lay sprawled bleeding from his knee in PCG after missing ur catch (it was hilarious though I must admit) :)
@casablanca There's a lil teaneie weenie meanie streak :)
@janani as i said in the last few lines of the post u dont need to be ;)
@mahima hmm u do realize ppl encouraging such good work are equal party to the being evil bit
@swathi hmm now that u mention it as the all time gr88est prank u have caught my attention
@shivangi where in DU were u at? Hopefully u just swindled the ice cream vendor of some cheap lic lollies and not those expensive as hell cornettos and chocobars :)
@totti U dont really expect me to type out my most embarassing moment and put it out for public display. Anyhow in the 2yrs that u have known me have u seen me being at the receiving end more or more successful at meting out more of such jokes on ppl and remember the truth shall liberate u :)
quite ingenious!
im proud of u!
lol!
That was one terrific way you built up the suspense. Great way you narrated it. The guy at the receiving end...Hmm.... It happens to most of us some time or the other.
@khizzy thnk u
@jinguchakka Thnks, even I wudnt want to get on on the wrong side of my jokes too :)
Now that the blog is back, where's the new post? :p
yeah man! i know you are far from busy! why not unleash the draft??
@casablanca Working on it, all this pressure isnt making it any easier :)
@anish Were u there that night we pulled this on Shobhit?
@totti U dont have to rub it in and I m working on it :)
Cornettos they were... between, you've stopped dropping by. Hmmm...
@shivangi I do keep dropping by just dont have nything interesting to add i guess :)
Hahaha!! Cheers for bringing those memories to life!! The most hilarious day at college by far.
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