Tuesday, May 23, 2006

ONE 5 O

As he stared at the packet addressed to Mr.ethan hUUnt for the tenth time in the last 10 minutes he knew he had a choice. He knew they had many other agents to pull the dirty jobs while family men like him were left alone to live their family lives. At the same time he knew it must have been really urgent for him to have been given a call up. He took a deep breath for one final time and ripped the packet apart knowing that there was no looking back. He found a Pod and sure enough as he powered it on he heard a familiar voice reach his ears. 'Mr.Hunt your mission now that you chose to accept it is to take down Nahor Ramuk, an African dictator, thorn in the American flesh for many years as he has subjected his country to a reign of terror. He shall be visiting Chicago next week to give a speech at the UN office to the global media as he defends his administration. You are to take him down with the minimum of attention and without leaving any signs of American involvement. Good luck for mission ONE 5 O and as always this mission will self destruct in 5 seconds.'

Damn he always hated this part he thought as he ducked under his table for cover barely having time to pull out the rest of the contents of the packet which curiously happened to be 6 common quarters. As he re emerged seconds later he was happy to see the contents of his room had not been rearranged by a sophisticated charge and the Pod had just turned off, permanently of course.

Sure enough on the designated day Ethan arrived at the media meet held on the top level of a recently inaugurated high rise. He pondered upon the task at hand as he walked through heavy security. He hadn’t even bothered with a weapon knowing fully that there was no way he would get it past the guards. He had decided to be Clark Kent from The Planet living out one of his fantasies and he smiled to himself at the big joke for the fifth time today as e seated in the 3rd row of the conference. The general seemed like a reasonable man Ethan thought as he sat out listening to his model for establishing democracy in the failed state but then these politicians always have a way with words. After he got finished with his speech he started to field some questions. This continued for another hour before they finally broke for restroom break. Ethan sensed his chance and he followed the general as he headed to the restroom. As he came around he corner he saw the doors being blocked by the general's bodyguards. He got past them after a very thorough security check and as he entered the restroom he finally weighed in his options. He thought about taking him down one on one but he didn’t really fancy his chances against another man who had been trained in the business of killing. As his mind raced against time he scanned the area. It was massive, which went against him because he had to get it right the very first time around, no second chances. Damn he was really up against it this time he thought as he walked past a vending machine. It was when it all seemed crystal to him. He scourged around his pockets and came up with the 6 quarters noticed for the first time how their corners were tagged with some red ink. He walked up to the vending machine and dropped in the 6 quarters. The machine whirred as the top deck began to move out. The first 3 candies popped out and sure enough hidden behind them was carefully planted automatic weapon. He whipped out the loaded weapon waited for the general to step out before he shot him once, in the space between the eyes past any hidden bulletproofs. He barely had time to jump out of the only window before the bodyguards broke into view. He counted 3 seconds before deploying he deployed the chute that he had worn tucked under his tux. As he sailed to the ground he whipped out his cell and texted out one last quick message before tossing the phone up in the air. Too bad no one except the recipient got to read the message which said 'Mission ONE 5 O accomplished.'

16 comments:

Madame Mahima said...

dum dum dum-dum dum dum dum-dum
too too toooooo
too too tooooo

sorry i couldnt resist!
so this nahor ramuk was an evil dictator and all eh?
i totally agree!
(anyone who makes fun of sick people, esp ME, is evil. EVIL!)

Jinguchakka said...

whoa!

Subash said...

So, the point here is Rohan Kumar lying back asswards is an evil dictator , right?

Point 5 said...

Damn, I could have done my laundry with those quarters..Nicely written !!

M (tread softly upon) said...

watching a lot of thrillers does this to the head. Thrilling...to the end.

Point 5 said...

Nice article on Tendulkar

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4711292.stm

totti said...

Hee hee..so your 150 posts are up is it? Nicely written..the sachin article was beautiful..you didnt find anything on Ponting, pointy?

Rohan Kumar said...

Well Totti being the only one to pic it up it was indeed my 150th post. Thank you to all still visiting and may this association continue.

@Mahima Well here's the shock ending. As the bodyguards reached the now limp body of the dictator slumped in the corner they noticed a protusion on his neck. Imagine their surprise as they ripped off the mask to notice Nahor's arch nemesis and US's aide Amiham's taped face undeneath it. Nahor had outsmarted them....yet again.

@Jinguchakka Whoa smashing! /whoa cmon u can do better!/ whoa I am blown away! ????? :)

@Subash You do realize that Hsabus sounds like a Xobile wannabe/ Somaliyan refugee (the point anyways was that I completed 150 posts)

@Point Here are your points
1. The world apparently had better use for those quarters in case you did ntice
2. Those coins were tagged with special red ink rendering them unusable for any other purpose
3. You should never wash your dirty laundry in public :)

Thnx for the link, very well written piece from a long time Sachin loyalist

@M Thank you, also throw in a desperate search to write my 150th post fittingly

@totti You are my only true blog buddy seeing thru that ONE 5 O thing. Where the hell r u, why no new post for almost 2 weeks and no you cant say you were busy with ur 'experiments' anymore

Casablanca said...

O'com... even if you had to kick up a fuss to celebrate your 150th post, you could have spared 'Ethan Hunt'. I am sure Tom Cruise wont fancy being associated with such stories :p

Madame Mahima said...

MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION - was Amiham HOT?

Rohan Kumar said...

@casablanca Yeah I hear he fancies jumping all over Oprah's couch, appearing like a psychotic scientology freak, putting his foot in his mouth over issues he has no clue abt, buying ultrasound machines etc etc just to name a few. This story actually seems like a big favor in retrospect.

@amiham Oh yes at 6'1 paunch in place and hald baldin I m sure he was in somebody's books

M (tread softly upon) said...

well congratulations....honestly I did not see that one. Great job and keep going!

Madame Mahima said...

oh great. he sounds delightful.
:@

congrats on 150 posts!

Anarkist said...

Nahor Ramuk would sound more appropriate as a South American dictator than an African one. The name sounds vaguely Aztec.

Jinguchakka said...

it's actually "Whoa! what the heck you write? Duh..!"


:-))

Rohan Kumar said...

@M Thank you and will do

@Mahima Greeeaaat I'll tell ur mom to stop looking :)

@Anarkist The name was just mine reversed, and now that u mention it I do feel distinctly Aztec now

@Jinguchakka Thought so :)